that-twink-over-there:

sadrealness:

oh I see it

Crocodiles said GAY RIGHTS

caytofalltrades:

calkoscc:

nickyvmlp:

notaficwriter:

hypothesis: the salt & pepper diner experiment can no longer be conducted as it stands, because everyone is now fully attuned to the opening bars of tom jones’ “what’s new pussycat?”, classically conditioned into a fight-or-flight response. however, this experience can be replicated using 21 back-to-back plays of lou bega’s 1999 hit song “mambo no. 5″, as the general response to “mambo no. 5″ being played twice in a row is not, “hey someone’s playing “mambo no. 5″ again,” but rather, “hey, lou bega’s 1999 hit song “mambo no. 5″ is a lot longer than i first thought.”

So what’s the “It’s Not Unusual” in this situation

Livin’ la Vida Loca

theshitneyspears:

2017: dumb bitch

2018: sad bitch

2019: bad bitch

efrbol:

niggazinmoscow:

The women all reply with “Actually enjoy my fucking life in safety for ONE day.”

would y’all please jUST LOOK AT THIS

ambereliza:

amazing content from phillip henry

benepla:

wumblr:

benepla:

those Spotify Wrapped ads are popping up around Chicago and could you imagine seeing a fucking billboard calling you out specifically. like, if i saw an ad that said “to the person in Chicago who listened to a playlist called ‘depwession’ for 800 hours…please call a therapist” i’d fly to Spotify HQ with the head of Ed Sheeran and declare war on their kind

bec, much like the creme brulee brownie recipe, the spotify ads are not real. they were written by advertisers. they are telling lies. writing is fake. i know this in my heart to be true because i have LOOKED for the clam meditation playlist

several things about this reply haunt me. first of all this person referred to me by first name even tho i don’t know them, my name’s not on my blog, and they don’t follow me. second of all they told me something that is almost certainly true and i am 100% galaxy brained over it. can u dm me? tell me secrets

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

my advice to anyone out there in academia is to write with the confidence of an ancient natural historian talking in a position of authority about something he knows absolutely jack shit about

like imposter syndrome is a real and terrible thing but if it makes you feel better you’re definitely not nearly as wrong as pliny “there are 176 kinds of fish in the ocean and that’s a real true fact” the elder

spoopy-story:

kramergate:

kramergate:

do you ever have like a breakdown but your logical brain is still active just thinking “ok this is annoying can we wrap this up so we can go back to bottling these feelings and like going to work or whatever” lol

like can we finish this early im trying to build a potato farm in minecraft

Emotional brain: 

Logical brain:

harmonic-motion:

saywhat-politics:

“Fuck your wall.” - Stephen King

“Do something good for once”

thehobbutts:

thehobbutts:

keepingcalmisoverratedgoddamnit:

thehobbutts:

thehobbutts:

someone: Christmas is so beautiful!!!

me: EVERYTHING IS BROWN

This isn’t some cynical “everything sucks and happiness doesn’t exist” post I’m just red green colorblind

I feel like I’m going to hell for laughing at that development… I thought you were talking about the weather to begin with…

grass and trees and flowers are brown and look dead to me year round

omg

artikgato:

odinsblog:

weavemama:

o-dingus-o:

weavemama:

trump’s 1 year anniversary of being president is starting off with the government shutting down that’s the perfect representation of how american politics has been going for the past year

The government got shut down when Obama was president as well.

It’s not new.

Stop blowing it out of proportion.

It’s not a rare occurrence.

When the government shutdown under the Obama administration it was a divided government. Which made more sense because under a divided government it’s harder to compromise.

Here we are, 2018, and the Republicans control ALL branches of the government. They still failed to compromise and negotiate.

This is the first time the government shutdown under a one-party government. Ever.

This is most definitely a rare occurrence. Very rare.

Here we are, once again. Not even a full 12 months later, and yet another Republican shutdown.

#TrumpShutdown

This is actually the third government shut-down this year. The third. There was the first in January, an additional one in February, and now we’re rounding out the year with a third shut-down. There was only one during the entire eight years Obama was President. There have only been nine total shut-downs in the entire history of America. Trump is responsible for a third of all government shut-downs and this has all happened in one year and it is only his second year in office. Is that alarming? That should be really fucking alarming.

ladyshinga:

tenkagain:

lumsel:

hositrugun:

the-moon-and-all-her-stars:

ryhartley:

feminismandmedia:

Magical.

👌👌 👌 👏 👏

lmaooo

For the record, the guy actually invented this with the intent of it being used to crack down on human trafficking. Traffickers often cover their victims in heavy/unusual makeup before posting pics of them online, to make them harder to detect using normal software.

oh

So basically this is a case of really shitty reporting. The article could have been about an app used to rescue victims of trafficking but they decided to flippantly make it about make-up

elizarumm:

pureslime:

one giant leap for goblinkind

my home world

kelgrid:

“There is a moment of transition… It’s a little awkward" 

Awkward run with New Canton today - hopefully the alliance will bring us closer #zombiesrun
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