*shrugs* i dunno

cptsmallass:

'til the end of the line, pal

datdumbartist:

I have never related so much to comic before

Hanging out with batman, cause why not?

rubystarflight found Rory’s costume. The last centurion.

rubystarflight found Rory’s costume. The last centurion.

saracastically:

tiled transparent fox background, free for your use!just please don’t repost, and link back to me if you’re feeling it c:(terms of use)

saracastically:

tiled transparent fox background, free for your use!
just please don’t repost, and link back to me if you’re feeling it c:
(terms of use)

led-lite:

Mr. Barnes has the floor.

led-lite:

Mr. Barnes has the floor.

tell me about your first time
Anonymous

bombing:

it was during my junior year in high school. her name was Sarah and i had a major crush on her pretty much from the moment i saw her. towards the middle of the year i finally worked up the courage to ask her out and she said yes. we went to watch a movie and things went great so i invited her over to my apartment to have dinner about a week later. my parents were out of town and i had the place all to myself for the weekend. obviously i wanted to impress so i did all the stereotypical dinner date things: nice music, candles, dim lights etc. she came over, we had dinner and we were just relaxing on the couch. things started to get really touchy so we decided to move to the bedroom and as i was leading her there my arm slightly brushed against one of the candles i had set out and i exploded. took out the entire 3rd and 4th floor of the building and unfortunately that was pretty much the end of Sarah. that was the first time i found out i was a living bomb

retr0philia:

starlightburnbright:

ducky-chan:

everythingmasseffect:

eat-sleep-etc:

ineedsomemoneey:

sizvideos:

What Guys should do to Drunk Girls - Video

Her neck is gonna hurt like hell in that position doe.

He put her head like that so in case she throws up she won’t drown in her own puke, every important

At first I was going to be super pissed but then….

DID HE JUST SIT THERE WAITING FOR HER TO FALL ASLEEP?

He was probably talking/snuggling/watching a movie with her when she fell asleep. That looks like a hotel room, so he probably walked her upstairs and decided to stay and watch her.

atta boy

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

ridge:

why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it

fiftyshadesofmacygray:

It’s important to make friendships that are deeper than gossiping and drinking and smoking and going out.

Make friends who you can go get breakfast with, make friends you can cry with, make friends who support your life goals and believe in you.

iloveherthatwomanin12b:

Arab Little Red Riding Hood with a red hijab

A Japanese Snow White with her coveted pale skin and shiny black hair

Mexican Cinderella with colorful Mexican glass blown slippers

Greek Beauty and the Beast where Beast is a minotaur

Culture-bent fairy tales that keep key canonical characteristics

phoenixwrong:

this looks fu-

sweet pissing jesus

404lavinotfound:

Vote me for most in character Nice ever

analish:

do you ever have those times at 4am where you get so motivated and decide to get all your shit together and then plan out your entire life and future and then the next morning you’re just like lol